Why?
Why?
It turns out, Olaf didn't die.
I found him trying some stupid plan of his to wrap hisself in a tortilla shell and kill people as they tried to eat him.
I was trying to stab him inside the shell when Thor rose up out of the water, zapped me for trying to kill Olaf, and disappeared.
Thor said something about how Olaf can't die.
How he has some great destiny to accomplish.
This explains a lot to me.
Why Olaf hasn't died despite overwhelming odds.
Why my plans to kill him alwasy fail.
Why the Laotogo didn't kill him.
But I must kill him.
No matter if it is not supposed to happen.
I hate him too much to let him live.
My name is Omar the Bold, and I hate Olaf the Bald.
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