Refusals.

Today, I refused to move.

Olaf decided, stilll thinking that we're friends, to wait with me.

It was a long wait.

So, nothing happened today.

My name is Omar the Bold, and I hate Olaf the Bald.

Even more fails.

Failed attempts to kill Olaf: 4587.

My name is Omar the Bold, and I hate Olaf the Bald.

More fails.

Failed attempts to kill Olaf: 34.

My name is Omar the Bold, and I REALLY hate Olaf the Bald.

Bonfire.

If you've noticed, Olaf has been talking about in his blog how I've been doing worse on the Ninja killings than he has.

This is because I'm trying to kill HIM, not Ninjas.

Ninjas can wait.

Today, however, I decided to try something.

After killing an incredibly large amount of Ninjas, I piled them all up and started a bonfire.

"Whatcha doing?" Olaf asked in an attempt to quote his favorite TV show.

"Burning Ninja bodies.

Check it out," I said.

Olaf stepped right next to the bonfire and sniffed.

I reached out to push him in.

He jumped backward and yelled, "WHEW!

BURNING DEAD NINJAS STINK!"

He had jumped backward into me.

I fell and landed on a rock.

I woke up a few hours later.

All the ninjas were burned away.

Olaf had once again inadvertantly ruined my plot to kill him.

I hate him.

My name is Omar the Bold, and I hate Olaf the Bald.

ARGH.

Failed Attempts to kill Olaf the Bald: 707.

My name is Omar the Bold, and I hate Olaf the Bald.

Failed again.

Failed attempts to kill Olaf: 45.

My name is Omar the Bold, and I hate Olaf the Bald.

Me and Olaf, alone in the UK.

Olaf and I are going to the UK, alone.

This is the perfect opportunity to kill him.

Except....

This:

My Talley for today:

Failed attempts to kill Olaf today: 23.

My name is Omar the Bold, and I hate Olaf the Bald.

ketchup.

Apparently, Olaf glues ketchup packets to his back hair.

Why?

His stupidity makes me hate him even more.

My name is Omar the Bold, and I hate Olaf the Bald.

Phil the Conceited.

Phil ruined my plan.

He was supposed to distract Olaf while I killed him.

Nope.

Too concerned about himself.

Then Olaf hit me in the face.

Twice.

I would hate Phil now, too, if the hate side of my brain wasn't completely taken over with hatred for Olaf.

I'll try again tomorrow.

My name is Omar the Bold, and I hate Olaf the Bald.

Is my quest pointless?

Why?

Why?

It turns out, Olaf didn't die.

I found him trying some stupid plan of his to wrap hisself in a tortilla shell and kill people as they tried to eat him.

I was trying to stab him inside the shell when Thor rose up out of the water, zapped me for trying to kill Olaf, and disappeared.

Thor said something about how Olaf can't die.

How he has some great destiny to accomplish.

This explains a lot to me.

Why Olaf hasn't died despite overwhelming odds.

Why my plans to kill him alwasy fail.

Why the Laotogo didn't kill him.

But I must kill him.

No matter if it is not supposed to happen.

I hate him too much to let him live.

My name is Omar the Bold, and I hate Olaf the Bald.

Sizzle.

Sizzle.

Sizzle.

Sizzle.

Sizzle.

Sizzle.

Sizzle.

Sizzle.

I have failed.

Some Ninja dude killed Olaf.

My years of hating and planning and everything else, and he's not even killed by me.

I chased that stupid ninja and gored him to death.

There's no point in living if there is no Olaf to Hate.

Then again, there is cake.

My name is Omar the Bold, and I hate the late Olaf the Bald.

My Hawaii Plan.

Read Olaf's blog, vikingranting.blogspot.com , in order to figure out what competition I'm talking about.

Even though all Vikings have a truce not to kill each other, who's going to notice or care if one VIkings is accidentally killed by another?

That's right.

I'm going to kill Olaf sometime during this competition.

Heh heh heh.

My nam is Omar the Bold, and I hate Olaf the Bald.

I hate Lulu now, too.

Lulu the Loud gets on my nerves.

Not only is she hooking that stupid Olaf the Bald up with Selena the Foreign, she smashed my face in with that stupid mace of hers!

Selena is awesome!

She's the love of my life!

I've been trying to get with her since I first saw her twenty years ago!

I even stalked her during my years at CVU!

I HATE OLAF SO MUCH!

He didn't even appreciate what Lulu was trying to do for him!

ARGH!

My name is Omar the Bold, and I hate Olaf the Bald.

Crap.

OLAF IS NOT FREAKING DEAD!

My plan was foolproof!

According to his own testimony, he nearly got eaten by 'Dolphins', which were obviously really sharks, could have been destroyed by a giant monkey, which are actually quite common nowadays, and could have been killed by a Kraken, but he didn't!

I've watched him survive thing after thing that would have killed anyone else, but he always comes through with a smile on his face.

Olaf always claims it's because he's the main character, and main characters don't die.

I think somone up there likes him too much.

I hate him.

My name is Omar the Bold, and I hate Olaf the Bald.

I'm the one who killed the Navigation systems.

I was the one who gave him a messed up way of navigating.

I'm so brilliant.

Soon my plan of killing him will be complete!

I'm so happy.

I am Omar the Bold, and I hate Olaf the Bald.

My plan.

Heh.

If you've read Olaf's post for today, you've heard how he's travelling in a bucket across the Atlantic to see if its more effective.

I told him that I am an agent of the VIA, Vikings in Awesomeness, lead by our Viking leader, Lief the Armless, and that we want him to complete the mission because he is the best viking ever.

There is no such thing as the VIA.

Lief never contacted me.

Olaf is not the best viking ever.

This is my plan to kill Olaf.

He'll soon be killed by the Laotogo, washed over by a wave, or some other good thing.

I'm so happy.

I'm Omar the Bold, and I hate Olaf the Bald.

Hello.

My name is Omar the Bold.

I hate Olaf the Bald.

I am a Viking, who works on the same ship as Olaf.

He bugs me to no end.

There are too many reasons to tell you why he bugs me.

Just know that he does.

Up until now, I have hacked into his blog, which address is http://vikingranting.blogspot.com , and posted bolded texts right into his posts, patronizing and insulting him.

How come he does not notice?

He is so stupid, all I have to do is tell him Thor writes in his posts things he is too good to read.

Wow.

I'm going to stop doing that, however, since this blog will simply be a running commentary om his.

I even have a promise from him never to read this one.

If you want to know why he promised that, you should read his blog on Monday.

This blog is one to rival his, one that will describe how much of a loser he is and how much I hate him.

I am not going to post every day, since I'm not a loser like he is, but I will post when I read something in one of his blogs that I need to clarify.

Thank you.

I am Omar the Bold, and I hate Olaf the Bald.