Crap.

OLAF IS NOT FREAKING DEAD!

My plan was foolproof!

According to his own testimony, he nearly got eaten by 'Dolphins', which were obviously really sharks, could have been destroyed by a giant monkey, which are actually quite common nowadays, and could have been killed by a Kraken, but he didn't!

I've watched him survive thing after thing that would have killed anyone else, but he always comes through with a smile on his face.

Olaf always claims it's because he's the main character, and main characters don't die.

I think somone up there likes him too much.

I hate him.

My name is Omar the Bold, and I hate Olaf the Bald.