Hello.

My name is Omar the Bold.

I hate Olaf the Bald.

I am a Viking, who works on the same ship as Olaf.

He bugs me to no end.

There are too many reasons to tell you why he bugs me.

Just know that he does.

Up until now, I have hacked into his blog, which address is http://vikingranting.blogspot.com , and posted bolded texts right into his posts, patronizing and insulting him.

How come he does not notice?

He is so stupid, all I have to do is tell him Thor writes in his posts things he is too good to read.

Wow.

I'm going to stop doing that, however, since this blog will simply be a running commentary om his.

I even have a promise from him never to read this one.

If you want to know why he promised that, you should read his blog on Monday.

This blog is one to rival his, one that will describe how much of a loser he is and how much I hate him.

I am not going to post every day, since I'm not a loser like he is, but I will post when I read something in one of his blogs that I need to clarify.

Thank you.

I am Omar the Bold, and I hate Olaf the Bald.