Archmages.

Amazing.

I killed two archmages today.

I didn't know that was possible.

I hate Olaf less now, since he was the one who let me get the more kills.

Wait, he's snoring.

The hatred is back.

My name is Omar the Bold, and I hate Olaf the Bald.

Refusals.

Today, I refused to move.

Olaf decided, stilll thinking that we're friends, to wait with me.

It was a long wait.

So, nothing happened today.

My name is Omar the Bold, and I hate Olaf the Bald.

Even more fails.

Failed attempts to kill Olaf: 4587.

My name is Omar the Bold, and I hate Olaf the Bald.

More fails.

Failed attempts to kill Olaf: 34.

My name is Omar the Bold, and I REALLY hate Olaf the Bald.

Bonfire.

If you've noticed, Olaf has been talking about in his blog how I've been doing worse on the Ninja killings than he has.

This is because I'm trying to kill HIM, not Ninjas.

Ninjas can wait.

Today, however, I decided to try something.

After killing an incredibly large amount of Ninjas, I piled them all up and started a bonfire.

"Whatcha doing?" Olaf asked in an attempt to quote his favorite TV show.

"Burning Ninja bodies.

Check it out," I said.

Olaf stepped right next to the bonfire and sniffed.

I reached out to push him in.

He jumped backward and yelled, "WHEW!

BURNING DEAD NINJAS STINK!"

He had jumped backward into me.

I fell and landed on a rock.

I woke up a few hours later.

All the ninjas were burned away.

Olaf had once again inadvertantly ruined my plot to kill him.

I hate him.

My name is Omar the Bold, and I hate Olaf the Bald.

ARGH.

Failed Attempts to kill Olaf the Bald: 707.

My name is Omar the Bold, and I hate Olaf the Bald.

Failed again.

Failed attempts to kill Olaf: 45.

My name is Omar the Bold, and I hate Olaf the Bald.